Rich golf

 I was playing golf, I was pretty good, so I decided to take advantage of the opportunity instead of being a bird in a gilded cage.  It also helped that there were some of my husband's friends (some of them were my friends once) and their wives at the golf club. Most of the wives looked at me with contempt, as if I were a stupid mistress who'd kick out old wife, a stupid black whore from the ghetto who was nothing more than a trophy, when they husbands lusted after this whore. I wondered who I'd have an affair with this month. So far, he's been winning. I was wrong about one of the maids, he has romance with secretary. Ah yes, I forgot its because my husband and I are having a cat-and-mouse contest over who can best hide their affair before the other discovers, just to spice up our boring relationship.